Slutty Gay Friend

The ramblings of a still young-ish gay traversing the trials and tribulations of NYC dating and life.

A lot sluttier in theory than in actual practice.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

I think this sums up my current aesthetic.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

@oetterbox He went back to Florida.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

Pastry chefs are good with their hands... 🧁

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

@oetterbox I said what I said. Got a full body massage after an encounter with one. They have strong hands.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

This never goes out of style.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

Time to start outliving people out of spite again.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

Thinking about when I went into a bookstore in Provincetown and picked up a Mexican cookbook only to realize it was written by a man I blew on Fire Island years ago...

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

“A ship— a magnificent ship— full of gay men… and me”

[wormbuxxxxxxxxxx @wormbuxx]

“A ship— a magnificent ship— full of gay men… and me”

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

they were specifically instructed that Christine Daae was to sing the lead

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

Went to a Pride party, and a little troll I know asked me if my fuckbuddy, who I'd brought along as my date, was my boyfriend.🤬

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

@oetterbox Alcoholic ones. Had dinner and drinks with a friend and then ran into someone who's been my Instagram follower for many years (but who I've never met), so I wound up hanging out with him and his fellow visiting friends for a while.

[SCHMIGADOON! @schmigadooon]

hi gay! betsy has a special message for pride 🌈

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

@oetterbox Nothing terribly exciting at all. Drinks last night. Brunch today. You still have a day left. Our gay ancestors didn't fight and die so you could be a "bad gay."

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

Apparently one of my stalker fanboys self-deported after spending two months in ICE custody, and now he has the nerve to WhatsApp me asking for money. We only ever met twice.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

Hookups are a great way to practice one's foreign language skills.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

There's nothing wrong with telling your top you're a virgin before he's already inserted himself into you. Communication is key.

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

That's enough internet for one night...

[wii sports luca of yumetwt @lucidspiritss]

we all deadname twitter right?

[Slutty Gay Friend @SluttyGayFriend]

Think about the work #DragRace does to give certain queens the winning edits in lip syncs. When the "winner" is still very clearly the loser, I'd love to see the unedited footage. Athena and Mandy deserved better!

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jane Don’t (one of the whitest queens to ever white) having to choose between an ass-shaking battle against two Black queens or a cha cha competition against a Latina dancer from Miami is probably the funniest possible outcome.