MySluttyRoommate

Young, Slutty, and Thristy

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Almost at this FMGM feeling

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Sex is by far the best stress reliever.

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Seeing your ex hookup while out with your new one. <<

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

I fuck who I want and fuck who I don't #weezy 😋

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Fuck men get moscato 🍷✌

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Ill eat your heart out then seal it with a kiss 💋💌

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Mad cause I'm cuter than the girl that's with you 😘 #basicbitches

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Those who say size doesn't matter are lying slobs

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Oh so you're dating him now? That's okay, my mom always told me to always give my old toys to the less fortunate. #enjoy #hammydown

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Sex is known for curing headaches. Well, guess I found my cure for when finals come around.

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Ass grabbing and lip biting >> 😋

[Rob @spendmydollar]

I see that you retweeted my tweet. I accept your invitation for sex.

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

You don't even need a plate, just your face ;)

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

You're just something to do when there's nothing to do.

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

You get high, fuck a bunch of girls and then cry on top of the world.

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Baby doll, I only answer you to hook up. Dot think its anything more.

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

That awkward moment when you see an ex hookup and pretend like you don't know each other << 😣

[MySluttyRoommate @SluttyRoomate]

Mmm yes 😍