Social media has given us an immensely rare opportunity to construct a perfect, curated idealized version of themselves for all others to gaze upon, and yet some people simply squander that by being completely honest about how embarrassing they are
my first exposure to abortion was on a school field trip . there were a bunch of protesters outside the zoo with fake aborted fetuses and when they handed me one i didn’t know what it was so i just said “oh im not hungry”
Gonna quote retweet this but she actually says: “WHAT?! RATIMGAFULNOG!”
RATIM-GAFUL-NOG. I have a whole little alien language for her i’ve been working on I like to personally call “Pinkanese”. She’s basically saying “HOW DARE YOU?!?” In this clip.