Slutty Abroad

Three American girls having withdrawals (may or may not be drug related) from an amazing semester abroad in London and one girl who traveled the world on a boat

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For the record, the guy I hooked up with last weekend was 17 and I'm 23

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When your friend is hanging out with the guy she hooked up last weekend, but you just care about the museum

[childish sambino 🖤 @sadieisaknife]

*sees countless people being burned alive*
me: haha yas
*horse's leg gets cut off*
me: WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP SHOW IS THIS #GameOfThrones

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I am 23 and I knowingly made out with my good friends younger 17 year old brother last night

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I don't know how I feel about hanging out with guys holding briefcases

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I know most people think their families should have a reality tv show but after a week long together on vacation someone is in the hospital

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Update: he lives "on the cusp" of Hollywood boy BYE. Call me when you've made moves to the hills 👋🏼

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If a frappachino or blended coffee drink is your beverage of choice....you're tacky and I hate you.

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Punched my BFF in the face

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Honestly fml I'm sorry I'm a functional black out and you didn't realize it

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I don't trust my blacked out self like how do I know this boy ain't busted?

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My worst nightmare: blacked out collecting phone numbers only to find out their number isn't linked to FB

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Peed in my mom's clothes hamper https://t.co/3Rt4STj3Bz

[VICE @VICE]

In six words, what's the drunkest you've ever been? https://t.co/TelimDEORB

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@southfire407 go us!!!!

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Also my other exbae got engaged so I'm basically 2/4 now

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I'm suppose to be an adult now so I booty called someone last night and it was successful...that's adulthood right?

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When ur ex BF gets engaged making you officially the hottest girl he ever dated

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@Slutty__Abroad WHY IS SHE WEARING PURPLE

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IOS 10 updated the look of so many emojis I'm so mad. Mostly about this one 💁🏼