He’s silenced mid-sentence by the slap, eyes wide and a red mark already flaring up on his cheek.
For a moment or two he clearly considers speaking again but eventually decides to keep his mouth shut.
“then you’d better put your ass to work, because that amateur is the top trending. and oh angel, there are so many ways i could downgrade you ~
for starters i could have you be fucked by the ugly men. nobody wants the uglies”
“‘Dere is absolutely no way ‘dat amateur earns more ‘Dan me! An’ how are you gonna downgrade me? Gonna kick me outta ‘mah broom closet into a smaller cupboard?”
He stops, a scowl crossing his features.
“Don’t compare me wit’ ‘dat fucker, she couldn’t hold a candle t’ me! She ain’t even worth pickin’ up ‘mah dropped shoots.”
ᥫ᭡ 𝐅 𝐈 𝐍 • || 🎙️
it's pride month so it's time for the reminder to respect canon sexualities for the characters you're writing as—
sexuality erasure in 2026 is gross when there's info out there that TELLS YOU about some of, if not all, of the hellaverse characters . ↓
“Happy pride month everybody~! Make sure t’ check out ‘mah latest film on all ‘yer favorite sites n’ use code rainbow ‘Fer 20% off on ‘mah latest line o’ things t’ liven up ‘yer sex life~”