Honey-Grubbin’ Business Bear 🍯

There is no escape from the fortress of the moles.

[Honey-Grubbin’ Business Bear 🍯 @SlyBoots__]

Elon has finally allowed me back into my account.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"You like ballet?" "Marjorie please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ah ballet..."

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"What's the matter with you, Homer? We don't have any fruits or vegetables in the car."

[Honey-Grubbin’ Business Bear 🍯 @SlyBoots__]

Being sick for 48 hours means 168 unread emails, 5 teams items that need actioning, and trying to play catch up while responding to real time issues. It will take me days to get back to break even

Wonder why employees show up to work sick even when they have sick time available

[Honey-Grubbin’ Business Bear 🍯 @SlyBoots__]

The only thing that can make a Tuesday after a long weekend worse is when both of the office coffee machines go down at 8am.

[Honey-Grubbin’ Business Bear 🍯 @SlyBoots__]

Me: views one condo unit one time with shag carpet.

Me 24 hours later: I only want to see units with shag carpet, thank you and respect my privacy at this time.

[quinn @fawnings]

punchy has the essentials (caffeine)

[Honey-Grubbin’ Business Bear 🍯 @SlyBoots__]

Something harmful I was told by an ex was that I loved him more than he loved me. Now I question and over examine ALL of my relationships in fear that I will love someone too much again.

[aeia @badboyrepublic]

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me.

[Honey-Grubbin’ Business Bear 🍯 @SlyBoots__]

Ha yes, depression.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Bart, can we stop for ice cream?"

"Yes."

[a💤ul @passionpeachy]

april showers