Sly News

100% #Parody #Satire 0% Factual. Satirical spin on headlines and madness. Follow for laughs, not facts. I'm not @danwootton 😬 #humour #slynews #Christisking ✝️

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This hit me hard! ✝️⛪️❤️

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Jesus Gotchu

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@GoodwinMJ @GoodwinMJ are you going to run as a reform MP?

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@Nigel_Farage I make sure to eat twice as much meat to cancel out the vegans!

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@daveatherton 😲

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@leeharris Where did we go wrong @leeharris ?

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@danwootton Where did we go wrong, @danwootton ?

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@danwootton Even by our standards, this was sly! 👀

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@daveatherton

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@GBNEWS Even by our standards, this is sly journalism 👀

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@ByDonkeys

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@SkyNews

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@Nigel_Farage @andreajenkyns If this is the quality, we can expect ongoing with candidates, then we're onto a winner!!! 👏👏👏👏

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@elonmusk 👀🍻

[SEC Chair Gary Gensler Archive @GenslerArchive]

On January 20, 2025 I will be stepping down as @SECGov Chair.

A thread 🧵⬇️

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@Jaguar Self-h@rm on full display. I bet your shareholders are pissed right now!

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@Suffragent_ He is a kunt!

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

"I'm not your mate! I hate you. I think you're an idiot! I think you're a lefty, liberal, woke idiot!" 😂

You have GOT to listen to this. Arrogant leftist, James O'Brien, gets utterly destroyed by a farmer called Charlie.

Magnificent!

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

Chancellor Caught Changing LinkedIn CV After ‘Economist’ Myth Exposed https://t.co/nz6o0Z8WQX

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[The Sun @TheSun]

Trainee teacher who shared videos of babies being raped walks free from court
https://t.co/VUM455CWJ0

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@Nigel_Farage He fucked up the FCA too when he was in charge!

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@benleo Sh!t bags everywhere these days!