Slybacon

I TOO HAVE OPINIONS. I HAVE COME TO THE PLACE OF OPINION HAVERS TO BROADCAST MY OPINIONS. MY OPINION IS BETTER THAN OTHER OPINIONS. YES, EVEN YOUR OPINIONS SUE!

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@Douglas4Moray Respect to Mr Douglas Ross for showing respect to his constituents.

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@tomhfh I don't think you helped his case much. more like rubbed salt in the wound. good job.

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@piersmorgan YES PENIS, ER PIERS, ONLY YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOVE YOUR OPINION DOWN THE THROAT OF PEOPLE.

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@theTunnelBear YO! Where my free data you lazy bearstards???

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

JUAS! YOU IDIOTS BOUGHT IT! QUICK, GET TRUMP ON THE PHONE AND SEE IF HE WANTS TO BUT SOME HOSPITALS TO CONVERT INTO TRUMP HOTELS!

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

I saw #maureenlipman trending and I thought, aw that's a shame, has she popped her clogs? But no. She's just being a TORY shill again.

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@MrKennethClarke I always find myself diametrically opposed to Torys.
Except Ken. If there is a Tory who still has a soul, it's him. Keep up the good work Ken.

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@bbclaurak Common Good? GRIM PURPOSES? are you referring to my grot problem Laura? Let's not beat about the bush. I do enough of that sort of thing already... I imagine crime rates might tank if you gave everyone a free Pornhub account.

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@realDonaldTrump AWRIGHT BIG YIN? WHICH WAN IS IT AGAIN?

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

BUT WHAT ABOUT OTHER LOW RENT CELEBRITY FASCISTS? IS THERE STILL ROOM FOR THEM ON THE BORIS BUS?

[Slybacon @Slybacon4]

@ChrisLeslieMP @UKLabour What an absolutely Tory thing to say.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

"Chances of a Labour majority?"

"As close to zero as to be effectively zero."

Veteran political analyst Professor John Curtice says "the Tories are about 2:1 on to get the majority" in the general election.