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Been known to hang in SW Ontario.

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I cured my dog with a placebo.

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My stepchild taunts me with ‘I love yous’.

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My kids told me to record ‘Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials’, so we could skip the ads.

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For old people, every flu is the coronavirus.

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I’m eating the back door to the gingerbread house right now. Could be worse ways to start 2020.

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Small town Xmas parades look like slow motion volunteer fire calls.

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My birthday is Xmas day. The only way to repay this blessed gift would be to die on that day and ruin that holiday for everyone going forward. #thiswaspitchedbyoneofthekids

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Having kids with Nish names means only using that on raffle tickets.

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@starr_albert Mines on all the time now.

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Waaseyaa asked for salmon this morning when I made the breakfast roll call. Mom clarified, it’s Spam.

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If we forgot about Halloween, would someone invent it?

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Once you hit 3 kids they all get 1 syllable monikers so you can call out offenders like numbers. #guilty #trialsover #howdidtheymanage13

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Smacked my eyebrow on the fridge door this morning and immediately looked like I was trying to draw a 4 min. highsticking penalty. Still had to go to the office. #injuredinthewarmup

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Aakode’eh is 17 today. She’s allowed me to be part of her life since she was 2. Today her life tip to me-comb my eyebrows out while they are wet. #influenced

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Picture day is everyday when you have a camera in your phone.
If only I had those backgrounds.

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No one cares what you ate today.

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In this house, the cook cleans the toilets too.

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Why did I wash the oven mitts today?

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I have the best hot dog fire right now.

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So apparently ‘Dad’ is an ingredient to breakfast.