Sam Zulkoski

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Rod @justme_rod]

I have yet to experience a greater high in my life than redeeming a “book-it!” personal pan pizza

[Sam Zulkoski @Slzulkoski]

Who needs therapy when you have John Mayer

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

$25 $30
+$5 shipping + $0 shipping

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[squilliam @KingOfTheSquill]

texas about to become an ethics case study

[MiNO 🙂‍↕️ @minobrino]

Texas Government: boil some water

Texans:
- No Power
- No Water

[Sam Zulkoski @Slzulkoski]

You ever blast the Tarzan soundtrack just to feel something?

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

help

[Eddy Vinck @EddyVinckk]

When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[Sam Zulkoski @Slzulkoski]

Remember when the Steelers were undefeated? Lolol

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Mike Tomlin in the Steelers locker room during halftime

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When JuJu hears “Corvette Corvette” from now on https://t.co/pTwhkVOLtO

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

To give you a sense of how 2021 is going

More Americans died from covid in the last 3 days than on 9/11, the Iraq war and the Afghanistan war combined, and that's not even a top 10 news story right now.

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

[kevin singh @McSapra]

sorry guys 😒

[🦋 @unabIez]

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick