mathew stan 666

Stan the dog my beloved || DSMP dni || he/thonic he/they/hoo/ha he/he/he/ha goomba/gloomba 1% human 99% baddie

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

I’m like a vampire but with food. I have to be invited to eat but once u do I will wreak havoc

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Sometimes it feels like I’ve died and gone to hell

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Going long distance feels like a breakup but worse cause you have to keep doing it

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

I miss my gf :(

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

GOD acting is like a drug

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Omg today was the first time someone used he/him pronouns on me and THEN asked to make sure those were the right ones. Usually people start with she/her this is so slay

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Damn why we all got evil roommates who don’t deserve their cats

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

@extra_for_exo Ok well I’ll lyk that I thought u were pretty clever when I thought u made it up lmao

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Is eating like a bird a common phrase? Why have at least two people told me this?? I do not eat like a bird I eat like an Asa 😤

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

@bunnniye @ColourPopCo Color pop u better give her the 951 NOWWW

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Apparently it’s true that depression makes you lose interest in things cause I haven’t had a single hyperfixation for like a year straight so now that I have the possibility of one, I have to nurture it like a dying plant LOL

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

@extra_for_exo It was someone at like Bjs or something but if so, is it a common phrase? Am i out of the loop

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My boss wants me to buy something that’s like 35$… gurl 15 dollars isn’t in my budget. 5 DOLLARS isn’t even in my budget. I cannot stress this enough: I do not make enough to live 😛

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Looking for new jobs on my lunch and then clocking in only to 180 into the bathroom to shit my brains out

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

My heart breaks for the poor souls who have never experienced craft services

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

“My heads shaped like a Zyrtec”
- Daysi

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Not knowing where u put ur glasses in the morning is the worst form of torture cause u can’t even see where ur looking

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

@ughyoogi No it’s just crazy how the entire bowling baddies group is going through it LIKE WHY DO U HAVE STREP AND COVID???

[mathew stan 666 @Sm0keTail]

Two days into April and everything’s already going wrong