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🌷 mostly retweets

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

this is literally how life feels like when nobody knows where you are or what you’re up to

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

my mom at 27: hi this is my husband and daughter and the house we all live in together

me at 27: thirst trap by audrey hobert keeps the voices out

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

My general rule for feeling mentally well is understanding that the more I judge others negatively, the more I anticipate negative judgement from others. Practicing kindness and leniency and forgiveness has no guarantee of reciprocation, but it puts you in a better state of mind.

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

🇪🇸💅😘

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[۟ @filmfae]

when you start making progress with a stretching/workout/yoga routine and realize this means you have to do it Forever

[َ @Melpomnes]

Thomas Cole

[十筆斎 @jissunboshi96]

パスタにタバスコをかけすぎたアザラシを描きました。

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i have an irl acquaintance who always describes her most mundane actions like, 'and i'm going to make a stir fry for dinner because i'm a disgusting trash goblin ghoul pig' and i'm always fascinated about her perception of herself, and her perception of ghoulhood

[Astropics @astropics]

Eruption on Mount Etna in Sicily creates an effect in the sky that looks like a flaming phoenix.

[Aalicorn Moneylicious @AalicornM]

@i23yvi3 Men want kids like how children want pets.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Dozens

[Sean O'Sullivan @sullyguy07]

Must of been a rough 10 seconds for the full time employed irish translator who faced the prospect of having to do some actual work for the first time ever

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

@annarepp17 @MissSassbox Nah she had a fascination with the land before she even saw the guy

The criticism that she “did it all for a man” is 2010s buzzfeed slop

[Jacob ⭐️ @solrocknroll]

@angelitasgrave Yes, this one is about feeling like nobody wants you around but you go anyway and choose radical optimism instead of letting that fear keep you stuck in your room

[Jacob ⭐️ @solrocknroll]

Half the hate Audrey gets is because she’s not pretty enough for gay stans

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i just dont think every company needs a quirky social media account