Kaz B-W🎈

Make cheese on toast not war

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

Esta noche, Matthew…soy español #WorldCupFinal

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@DeathUnicursal

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

My main wish for tonight isn’t even an England win it’s for Haaland and Bellingham to leave the pitch holding hands and skipping #NORENG

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@Be_like_legend Purple, Monica Gellar’s front door purple.

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@Becky_Clough You will most definitely find these in the Midlands, and they’ll be called ‘cobs’ and they are absolutely cracking after a few bevvies.

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@thesnlnetwork My top 3 are George, George and George

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

I think Sure has got an actual nerve running their adverts at the minute, what do you mean “it won’t let you down” I’M WATCHING THIS WHILE LOOKING LIKE A MELTED WAXWORK OF MYSELF

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@thesnlnetwork Fouracres. Every week.

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@fesshole @OSWreview we need their Boy Stable stat

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

Ran out of Tabasco so I’ve just put Nando’s sauce in my Bloody Mary. It’s delicious. Am I going to hell??

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

Anyone else now need to know what Richard Madeley smells like?!#LastOneLaughing

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

Got thrown a surprise party last night and can we please just take a moment for this friggin’ cake?! 😍

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

It’s giving Olive Oyl #TraitorsUK #traitorsfinal

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

The *extremely* Dudley accented Tyler Bate coming out with ‘STUPIDOS GRINGOS’ has killed me off 😆 #WWERaw

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@NicTNemeth Me every Friday

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@DeathUnicursal

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

Why do men leave everything til the last minute like it’s a surprise every year that Christmas is on the 25th?

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

Me thinking of all the cheese I’m going to eat over Christmas

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

Not me accidentally throwing down an anti-histamine instead of my anxiety meds for at least 3 nights running (both silver packets on bedside table, tidied the wrong one away whilst tired). Suppose I’ll just raw dog the most stressful Monday of the year then?!

[Kaz B-W🎈 @Sma5hingBlouse]

@TrueBetPondue @JackDunc1 Yeah, mostly the older folk with the ‘proppa’ Black Country accents and colloquialisms use it. Also ‘we’ instead of ‘us’, for some reason. I imagine it’s baffling if you haven’t grown up here 😂