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"Buffalo is trying to get the NCPA paintball program up & running so a group funding page was stsrted. Please help: http://t.co/WE8IrnBWkh"

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Syracuse VS Louisville. Mens basketball.

RT for Syracuse
QUOTE for Louisville
FAV for booze

#smackshowdown

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"When you get mad as shit and fuck up a washer. -SUNY Cortland. " #SMACK

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Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.

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"You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you." -Oswego

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"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pint of ice cream at his face." -CState

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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why Cornell students appear bright until you hear them speak." #SMACK

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"Cortland boy: I want to give myself to you...

Ithaca Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." #SMACK

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"Putting up my GPA for adoption because I can't raise it anymore" -Brockport

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If I get hit by a car over the course of these next couple of weeks, "Thank You stranger for that kind act "

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Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

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If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

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"I'm an organ donor, but I don't know who's gonna want these organs after four years of college..." -Penn State

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"Roommates: can't live with them, can't afford to live without them." #SMACK

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"Cazenovia College, NY: where the guys with girlfriends seem to hookup with more girls than the guys who are single." #SMACK

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"There are 2 kind of athletes... hockey players and those who wish they were." #SMACK

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"Once you reach college, you begin to realize how stupid all the high school bullshit was."