Jamie Pratt

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Nigel Farage calls Andy Burnham “The great chameleon of British politics.”

The former Conservative Party member, UKIP founder, Brexit Party founder, Reform Party founder, and recent crypto enthusiast, made the comments yesterday.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Zia offered a peerage to a man for aggressively confronting the Chancellor.

After Ann Widdecombe’s murder he calls critics of Reform “sick ghouls” for making politicians fear for their lives.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Only 1 of the last 6 Prime Ministers became PM through a general election… but all of a sudden it’s an outrage and we need a general election?

It’s all so contrived. Anything to rile the general public up and make people angry.

For those who don’t understand, the UK has a parliamentary democracy, not a presidential system. The democratic mandate belongs to Parliament, not an individual Prime Minister. Voters elect MPs, and the party with a majority in the House of Commons has the mandate to govern and chooses its leader to serve as Prime Minister.

That’s been the case for 305 years now.

Became PM via a general election:

Andy Burnham (2026) ❌ No
Keir Starmer (2024) ✅ Yes
Rishi Sunak (2022) ❌ No
Liz Truss (2022) ❌ No
Boris Johnson (2019) ❌ No
Theresa May (2016) ❌ No

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Some people need to be reminded that Margaret Thatcher did not 'deliver a decade of national renewal'. She delivered a decade of deindustrialisation, three million on the dole and widespread poverty.

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

This is a lie. Crime is simply NOT out of control. Why lie? This is the actual reason politicians get a bad name.

Recent Metropolitan Police data shows London’s homicide rate at a record low of 1.1 per 100,000 in 2025, the fewest homicides since 2014, while knife-enabled crime has fallen 11–17% year-on-year and phone thefts dropped around 12%.

Where is this fictional ‘out of control’ crime, Matt?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we almost never question why billionaires are never satisfied with what they already have.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Liz Truss made a brilliant speech at the UK's first MAGA style CPAC event to a few dozen freaks and weirdos. Her hot topics included moaning about the UK changing Prime Minister too often and saying Andy Burnham would cause a financial crisis. 😂

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Reform canvasser in Wales wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt, I'm confused. They get more stupid every day.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump wants you to believe the 2020 election wasn’t safe, even though he was president. Then it magically became safe when he won in 2024 under Biden. And now it’s unsafe again, right as he’s expected to lose the midterms.

Imagine still taking anything he says seriously

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I was honoured to speak at the CPAC event, alongside such other luminaries as Jack Posobiec, the guy who invented the conspiracy theory about Hilary Clinton running a satanic paedophile ring from a pizza restaurant.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Just shoplifted £10bn worth of stuff from Tesco.

Said to the Police Officer who came, "It was an honest mistake."

He said, "You know what we won't even investigate and you can just keep it all."

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

It's a good job that the people responsible for the the £10bn NHS PPE rip-off didn't fail to declare a ten quid Universal Credit overpayment, because they'd have really been in trouble then

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I give up - Liz Truss has made parody accounts redundant.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Bank says I can't afford a £800 a month mortgage so I just pay my landlord £1200 a month and pay his mortgage instead.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Corporation Tax is set at 25%.

But HMRC collects just 13.2%.

This is mostly because companies like Amazon, McDonalds, Starbucks, Vodafone, BP, Shell...

Pay little or none at all.

Make the billionaires pay their tax and raise £80bn a year

This is how Burnham could raise money

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

And I say this as someone who isn't even an MP and who's leading a group where the majority of MPs changed party without calling a by-election.

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Because that was what Keir Starmer was himself told by the police, as Nigel Farage himself acknowledged. But again, a classic example of Reform's strategy. Attempt to politicise Ann Widdecombe's murder. Then act with outrage when they are called on it.

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

So, now they DO want ppl arrested for tweets because it’s directed at them. Shoe, get on my other foot.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It's amazing, in the UK a handful of rich people steal £10bn, it's 'wasted' with 'honest mistakes' lets just forget about it.

Someone steals some nappies, that's a dangerous thief needs to go straight to jail.

The people in charge need to go to jail, they are the real criminals