Sammy Smackleton

Golfer. Husband. Father of 5.

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@Yankees @StarrCompanies Hello Yankees, not sure if you are aware but friendly reminder that we will lose every game that you put Carrasco out there on the mound.

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@Mike_kim714 What does the locker room smell like? Feet or azaleas?

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@robert1lefty What’s the most amount of beers you’ve drank on a course during a casual round?

#budweiser #guiness #budlight #coors #stella #dosequis

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@Haitigangleader He’s already on the green Jimmy BBQ. Look at the top, 16ft to hole… imagine waking up at 7:30 to birdie 17 then be T1?

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@Huberton Yes I’m here on business. I apologize that was me. Will be out of the tri-state area by end of day

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@TobyTho55132441 @JonRahmOfficial Toby. I’m out of the loop… where does the money come from?

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@MattVincenziPGA Morikawa Round 1 Leader?

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@PGATOUR @FredVR_ Very handsome

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@MattVincenziPGA ay papi! Any predictions on Min Woo Lee today? Who comes out on top in Cognizant

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@DanGambleAI Update: she just left in her Toyota 4Runner. That’s the car she drives for road trips. I’m not sure if she is coming back

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@DanGambleAI You weren’t even close man. I am in deep deep trouble now

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@MFox1214 @ForePlayPod Sorry, my loved ones say I have a pretty bad sense of humor. I apologize for calling you a porn addict.

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@SlamDougie @PGATOUR @TomBrady @JoshAllenQB I agree. Hire someone from Friday Beers or Barstool. Those guys know how to fire up content that makes my lil twiny tummy hurt from laughing so much. I set up a TV in my bathroom since I was spending so much of my time dealing with my tummy aches from their content

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@MFox1214 @ForePlayPod I’m just messing with you pal. My wife tries to get me to read these books about some wizard. Apparently there’s a bunch of movies about the books I’d rather have myself a glass of warm milk and watch the movies

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@puregolph @NoLayingUp My bottom half does not look like that in purple pants. He is one of his own

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@MFox1214 @ForePlayPod What’s wrong with the music?

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@LIVGolfNation The LIV golf broadcast is absolutely horrendous. Scoreboard is atrocious, music in the background, announcers don’t get excited. Absolute worst thing I have ever tuned into, other than the video tape I found in teachers desk in 2nd grade. #LIVGolf #MrsJones

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@FlockCwood @Orioles Hey bad breath, shut up

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@FowlerIamnot @LIVGolfNation This was good joke 😂