Ashley

potato enthusiast

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

Guys that are too in shape freak me out. If we date, am I only allowed to eat carrots??? Cause I am NOT down for that

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

🔲 single
🔲 taken
☑️ saving myself so I can be on the bachelor just to get voted off & immediately join the cult of gorgeous singles & inevitably go to bachelor in paradise w hot men everywhere

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

Best part of the 4th of July???? 5th of July leftovers. Cheesy potatoes for breakfast. Cheesy potatoes for lunch. Cheesy potatoes for dinner BABY!!!!

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

To the girl that didn’t wanna give the guy she fucked her number, thanks a lot, you gave him mine!!! I would just like to say:
1.) screw you I just received an unsolicited dick pic
AND
2.) I can clearly see why you gave him a random number, I’ll pray 4 u sweetie

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

@loruhschmidt Hoping you’re having a blast!!!

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

It’s cheesy potato o’clock BITCHZ

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

It’s 2018 and we need to EDUCATE our fellow citizens on the crucial differences between a fckin stop sign & yield sign smh get it together America

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

Is there a certain age one hits where they no longer eat all of their snacks they have packed for the entire day before 10 AM hits?????

If so when will I hit this age sos

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

This dude dead ass just told me he wants to “nibble” my ear & im a little concerned he’s taking this “lookin like a snack” era too seriously. He can consider himself b l o c k e d. It’s 2018 the only snacks we eatin are Oreos & Doritos !!!

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

Mood all Summer 2018: pulling your sports bra up higher to soak up more pit sweat & having a titty fall out

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

When your professor emails the entire class throwing shade at you LMAO

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

Ppl tell me I have “big hands for a girl” but I don’t see the fckin problem. You know how many Doritos I can grab with one swoop @ the bag????? A LOT

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

Maybe this is why I’m still single

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

Today at mifflin Kim Erika & I walked up to a house to say hi to friends & these dudes on the balcony started yelling “you two in the front are HOT come up here!!!”.

I was in the back

ha ha HA

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

@crizzle_sticks Hang in there YOU ARE AMAZING AND THRIVING & if anyone’s got this it’s YOU!!!!!!!

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

@loruhschmidt AJ is eating rice and veggies lmao

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

My professor just played “Stressed Out” by twenty one pilots & then announced “This ones for you Ashley” like fuck ok I get it we all know I’m a hyperactive ball of stress & anxiety why you gotta play me like that AARON

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

When The weeknd said “When I’m fucked up that’s the real me” I did NOT feel that

[Ashley @Smackkdatash]

When you haven’t gone to the gym since spring break because you’re a piece of shit with no motivation