David Carden

beard me this beard me that who is afraid of the big bearded cat follow the buzzards!

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

This isn’t the real me I’ve been #hacked #cracked #yeahiknow

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Jayden is homophonic #wontholdmyhand

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

If you could punch anyone in the pub who would it be????
#Jayden #kevin #tara #will

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Kevin has a new girlfriend #greg

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Janet wants to shove it in Abby’s glass bin #lesbians

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Well she does fuck all the fat twat #soph

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Just asked Jayden if he grew his own hair, he said no #yeahiknow

[GΩΔTҒΔCΣ @GoatFaceBX]

I give WWE a lot of credit. They could've buried this story like they do young talent. Instead they outed their top boy.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Hi! @LeisureTrailUK you got a Ryan Oakley working for ya? Looks like this👇writes cracking emails from work 👇#Loaded💰

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

NOW ZOIDBERG IS THE POPULAR ONE! #SurvivorSeries #wewantbender #worstof2evils

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

@RYANKING261 I'm in Minorca with the Mrs and her mum, I'm pretty sure he will too maybe a bit of flag waving after the game too haha

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

@RYANKING261 yes mate doing great, actually in Spain atm on holiday just went online to see if Jamie Ward was official #hesared

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

@RYANKING261 well hello there Mr king how the devil are you ;) x

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Have you heard the 1 about the STD groomer ..................he didn't get the joke #snake

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

@whittingtonx @GRedfern23 @ScoutRedfern @Kinchystryder13 KINCH YOU KILL IT IN THIS!!

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Roses are tramp
Violets are tramp
Tramp is tramp
Ketamine!

#happyvalenketsday

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Valentine's Day
Turpentines day
Tramp on time day
Tramp time
Tramp
Bang💥 #imonholidaysofuckit!

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Rumour has it I'm back on the book tomorrow this could be eventful!! #backwithabang

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

I was always right ,Facebook may ban me for speaking it but in the real world you can never hide from the truth! #itoldyouso

[David Carden @Smacksmack101]

Our saviour has returned #heskey