Paul Small

Purveyor of filthy beats and manhandler of bass strings. Music nerd. Basil Whisperer.

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

@10DowningStreet @RishiSunak You can't even keep crack dealers off my street and coppers do bugger all, a huge empty load of nonsense this is

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

@Dturner300 Happy Birthday Dwight! Hope you're having a wonderful time 🙂

[Larry Mogridge 🇬🇧⭐️🇪🇺 #RejoinEU @Larry_Mogridge]

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To be honest, I never thought the resistance to an increasingly authoritarian Government devoid of humanity would headed up by the Match of the Day presentation team.

Respect.....

#MOTD #GaryLineker #BBC #Disgraceful

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

Fuck the BBC, I'm with Lineker
#BBC #Lineker

[Turdette @turdette_]

@SkyNews @dchughes62 An ex footballer is held accountable for his words more than the actual government. And this is how we got here

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Says the most pointless human being in existence.

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

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[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

@SteveBarclay Liar.

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[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

The new Metallica song sounds exactly like heavy metal written by men pushing 60.
#metallica

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I had been thinking we would be wiped out at the next general election, but seeing people vote for Matt Hancock to be in the final reminded me that there are enough thick twats out there to keep us in power forever.
#ImACelebrity

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

@RishiSunak @POTUS Best thing for the UK right now would be a general election to see who we'd really like to run the country. Two unelected PMs this year? The second without even a member vote? Calling a general election is the only decent thing to do for our democracy.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

I love being ‘woke’. It’s much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat.

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

@ComplexSports Whoah talk about a dive.

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[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

We have descended in to the deep mourn state, no paper allowed in public, only heavy weeping, or Porkmarkets will have you kneecapped.

I’ll be going into more detail on the protests and Tory madness in coming days but for now, there’s this…

I’ll avoid tunnels for a few days.

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@Dturner300 🤣

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@turdette_ I was an 19 year old FNM fan when this came out and this was the weirdest and yet incredible album that is as good today as it ever was.

[Paul Small @SmalIPaul]

YEEEESSSSS!! Lionesses RULE!!!
#England #englandwomen #englandvsgermany