SG | 🐍 Dev

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[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

Human Condition

[vespera @vesperamyst]

normalising naming your child after a 10/10 album

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

Protected from what? It's just their pictures been posted, something we've been doing since the dawn of the internet.

It's not like they're being posted along with their personal information, it's just their faces.

You people act like the devil is using the internet with us.

[Oluwadamilola✨💋 @ololimad]

Not to be a spoil sport, but I don’t think making videos with kids you’re teaching is okay. Every time I come across videos from that corper guy, I skip.

Children should be protected, infact students deserve privacy.

It’s just so weird🥴

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

When a Ronaldo fan tries to think before making an argument, you end up seeing just how stupid they are bro.

These people should be rated alongside animals that don't reason, animals like amoeba or something. These guys are lesser than homo sapiens.

[ArDeN @Anti_C0RRUPTION]

You will never see Messi playing and scoring as a sole striker without needing 50+ touches and without dropping deep.

Why? Because he is a limited footballer who needs a certain system to cater his limited abilities + teammates sacrifice themselves to hide his weaknesses.

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

This tweet is GOLD😂😂💯♥️

[kick.com/animefla @aNIMEfla]

Ancelotti encontra Scaloni na Copa do Mundo e pergunta pra ele:
- Scaloni, como você consegue escolher jogadores tão maravilhosos?

E o Scaloni responde:
- Eu apenas faço uma pergunta inteligente. Se a pessoa souber responder ela é capacitada para estar no meu elenco. Vou lhe dar um exemplo...

Scaloni manda chamar Messi e pergunta:
- Messi, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem é ele?

Messi responde:
- Scaloni, esse bebê sou eu.

Ele vira pra Ancelotti:
- Viu só? Mereceu ser jogador da minha seleção.

Ancelotti maravilhado volta a concentração do Brasil, chama o Raphinha e lasca a pergunta:
- Raphinha, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem ele é?

Raphinha responde:
- Não sei. Vou perguntar para meus amigos.
Ele pergunta e ninguém sabe a resposta. Aconselham perguntar ao Neymar.

Raphinha telefona:
- Neymar, aqui é o Raphinha. Tenho uma pergunta pra você: se seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é seu irmão nem sua irmã, quem é esse bebê?

Neymar responde imediatamente:
- É lógico que esse bebê sou eu!

Raphinha vai correndo levar a resposta ao Ancelotti
- Ancelotti, se meu pai e minha mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é meu irmão nem minha irmã, é lógico que ele só pode ser o Neymar!

Ancelotti dá seu sorrisinho sabido e diz:
- Te peguei, Raphinha... Sua resposta está completamente errada... o bebê é o Messi!

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@comfyhodler Have you considered that maybe she's not more into you because you're doing "less for her". That she likes you because the "less" you're doing for her is more than the most she had received from previous partners?

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

She's not more into you because you're doing "less for her".
She likes you because the "less" you're doing for her is more than the most she had received from previous partners.

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

This guy is the most untelligent Messi hater. He has already started the agenda that the world cup is rigged for Messi.

@TouchmineX I'm sure you stayed up to watch the match, why wasn't the ref wearing a pink jersey?

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🇺🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | For the Argentina vs Algeria match, the referees will wear special pink jerseys to honor Lionel Messi's Inter Miami! 🩷👕

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

Once next session starts, I don't want to hear any nonsense like "Isak isn't fit to play 90mins of football."
I won't take it!

[Fede @ForWirtz]

تونس لاتعلم ما الذي ينتظرها والله، هدفين والاحتفالية المعتادة باذن الله 😮‍💨

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@Jomo_Of_FUTA You have to travel to Lagos for the aptitude test?

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@Aimane_hin @WithBukky If you can't handle waking up early, going to class, paying attention, studying and acing exams, nobody will put you in charge of anything serious.

The discipline it takes to acquire good grades is one thing people overlook. Good grade, matters in measuring what you can offer.

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@WithBukky Lol, the "you" was generic. I didn't really mean you as an individual.

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@currentiyke There's something NYSC khaki does to the way you calculate distance. Suddenly every distance becomes short and very trekkable.

Besides, you engage in a little bit of Cardio while saving money, I highly recommend, trek that distance today!!!

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@Ay_Geeee @Jomo_Of_FUTA So those that didn't get the email for the briefing at all, no hope for them?

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@Ay_Geeee @Jomo_Of_FUTA Ooh, you were among those who got the email for the briefing, but your invite to the assessment centre hasn't been sent yet?

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@Ay_Geeee @Jomo_Of_FUTA Are you among those who have done the virtual assessment center interview or do you know anyone who did?

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

"Frontend is harder than Backend"

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

This is not a flex.
If u dont knw ur enemy, how will you defeat him? If he's not watched, how will they criticise him?

It's very evident that those who criticise Messi don't watch him play, cos no man who watches Messi would say he's not the greatest the sport has ever seen.

[ًً @nflostly]

عندي قناعة ان الحرب بين كريستيانو وميسي من طرف واحد ، 90% من مشجعين كريس لو تسألهم ميسي متى آخر مرة لعب ولا متى آخر مرة سجل ما بيجاوبون لكن بالجانب الآخر 100% من مشجعين ميسي يعرفون أدق التفاصيل عن كريس

طبعًا هذا والمنافسه انتهت من 18/12/22 على كلامهم

[SG | 🐍 Dev @SmallG0d]

@nflostly If u dont knw ur enemy, how will you defeat him? If he's not watched, how will they criticise him?

It's very evident dt you don't watch Messi that's why you have the effrontery to say rubbish abt him, cos no man who watches Messi wud say he's nt d greatest d sport has ever seen.