Matt

Quietly trying to smuggle countryside sensibilities into London life... (advertising @samjdevizes since 2014)

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

Sometimes I wonder if disco will be the only thing to save mankind... then I tell myself to stop being ridiculous... because of course it will be.

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

@RestIsPolitics Johnson told ITV that Partygate stories we've seen in photos are 'unsubstantiated'. Has he gone full post-truth Trump? Can politicians go full Trump in the UK system? #TRIPLIVE

[Britain Elects @BritainElects]

#StayAtHome
(*strong language)

[The Miliverse @TheMiliverse]

Look, we wouldn't be in this mess if Ed Miliband were Prime Minister.

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

@grahnort have you noticed the guy from Slovenia looks like a youthful John Bishop?

[Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot]

The most powerful relationship you will ever have is your relationship with Ed Miliband.

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

QOTD: 'I'm gonna tweet all the lyrics of football's coming home line by line' #ENGPAN #WorldCup

[The CHANEL J12 Boat Race @theboatrace]

Congratulations @CUWBC, winners of The @CR_UK Women's Boat Race 2018! 🏆 #TheBoatRace2018 #BoatRace2018

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

Why am I friends with this dork... 😚🙄😛 https://t.co/d228Rz9N7h

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

So I said “Can I put that answer on a t-shirt? I promise to split the proceeds 50-50” and he weighed his answer and said “80-20”.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

I asked him once “How have you lived so long?” And he said “How can I die, when I have so much of the Universe left to explore?”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sir Roger Bannister arrived in heaven in less than four minutes.

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

On a train where an adorable elderly couple in scarves and patterned coats are quizzing a young boy about his interest in music. And the boy's dad is sat back looking so. Proud.

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

People always say 'dance like no one's watching' and I do... but the problem is sometimes people are watching... and it's 01:30 in your kitchen... with Mamma Mia belting out... and there's no coming back from that...

[Sarah-Jane Stewart @DrSJStewart]

**Survey respondents needed** short 10-15min online questionnaire investigating how attitudes towards body weight contribute to health behavioural intentions. Please complete, RT and spread around https://t.co/LZ9ogWV4TD @FitHealthWellUK

[The Miliverse @TheMiliverse]

Remember when they made Ed Miliband get his worst hair cut and he soldiered on?
A true martyr.

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

Just saw a cat sneaking up on a bird from behind so sprinted at the bird full pelt to get it to fly away, I then threw in a double middle finger at the cat for good measure... #BirdsBeforeFurs #FinchLife

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Amidst mounting pressure, Labour confirms Brexit stance:

[Matt @SmallGardenBird]

Tragically being told to check your emails has become the new being told to brush your teeth...