Lady N

Writer, politico, lover of fantasy, diverse books and knitting words into sentences. DM. she/her

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Turns out, if you name your cat Keyleth there's a risk she might imitate her namesake @Marisha_Ray and LAUNCH HERSELF OUT OF A WINDOW. She's fine but hopefully reconsidering some of her life choices.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

“What’s written on the papers?”
“They seem to be scripts. The first is about the wife of a merchant, you pick up another and it’s about an army general drenched in blood, the third a donkey in the Feywild.”
“That tiefling we saw writing earlier, what was her name?”
“...Wilma.”

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

"What did you do pretend to do in your D&D game today?"
"Had a bath, dinner with a bunch of friends, spent an evening smoking cigars and getting drunk, then got laid"

All about as fantastical as banshees and vampires quite frankly.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

@RobsAllotment @Saralimback @theterrywalton @darrenlakin2 @allotment9A @AgentsOfField @Miranda_j @Steph_Hafferty @vegoutwithadam @MartinFishHort @GardenNewsmag It might not be that exotic but I love this snapdragon and the way it’s got all the colours of the sunset running through it.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Do you ever read a monster’s ability, almost vomit, and immediately decide to utilise it?

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Spent the last 3 hours beating up the same 750 words because trying to make sense while explaining why government policy didn’t make any fucking sense is actually super hard.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Apparently book writing is sometimes just sorting and re-sorting papers. Endlessly.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Not all your childhood heroes will let you down.

[Tamora Pierce @TamoraPierce]

Regarding JKR’s statement: I do not think these things of you. I do not believe you are not who you are. I know you have fought a long, hard battle to become yourselves in the eyes of the world. In my eyes, you are heroic. #TransWomenareWomen #TransMenAreMen

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

#amwriting

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

There are bees making a nest in the outside wall and I am at the point on a Monday afternoon where I'm considering making them a little door arch and some steps.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

@veetyaz Had our first character death 😱
Got the Dawnfather to bring him back but made them suffer first.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Today I am excited about the potential to use phrases such as “that’s a 30 to hit”, “I need more d8s” and - the holy grail - “it’s now the lair’s turn”.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

@veetyaz So many resistances. So much maths.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Do you want me to stop working? Is that the message you’re sending to me?

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

*sweats*

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Look at these babies getting all grown up.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Pollinator garden begins. Grow my pretties, grow.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

Baaaaabies 😍

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

I’m the kind of efficient that hands in their notice with a copy of her own job description.

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

@CodeSculptor1 @CritRoleArtBot Yes indeed 😍

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

They’re all moths! #criticalrolefanart

[Lady N @SmallLadyNerd]

“Use D&D as escapism.”
2 of your friends lie dead on the field. You’re too far from either of them to help. Your only other ally is trapped in a bubble of time. The spaceship housing your foe is rising into the air, about to slip from your reach. One dice roll decides your fate.