Small Penis Club

This is a small penis support group. Someplace where we can all get together, share our stories, and be recognized as real men.

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

Call my dick Bill Gates because its Microsoft.

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Going balls deep tonight, too bad it's only two inches.

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.@IAmBillyZane Can you teach me to make love the Zane way? My sister said it was awesome.

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.@oprah Is my great uncle with Jesus?

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Wrestling shirtless at Chuck E. Cheese.

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@sternypoo With 2.5 inches you are our new king. How can you walk with that much swinging pipe?

[Aaron Stern @sternypoo]

@SmallPenisClub What are the qualifications for membership? I'm housing a 2.5 incher & I need all the moral support I can get #neverbeenlaid

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Terri Schiavo really got it right. I wish I could lay around all day.

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Man is it cold outside, but hey. This swing set isn't going to lick itself.

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Ugh.....my neighbor Tim just saw me crying while I was watching him through his window.

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@oldnavy I'm sorry I got so physical in line yesterday, but that kid was asking for it when she said she wanted all the adoraboots.

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@TheTallJessica We try to shake off the stigma of small penis', but similar to shaking our penis' themselves, it's tough to grasp.

[Jessica Jennings @TheTallJessica]

@SmallPenisClub You haven't many followers, I wonder why? If there was a big penis club, I'm sure every guy on Twitter would be a follower.

[Jessica Jennings @TheTallJessica]

@smallpenisclub You guys must have no choice but to enjoy the small things in life...

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Check out: Zac Efron Hit By Naked Picture Scandal http://t.co/qiyWgG5 via @mtvuk

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Zac Efron's penis picture was leaked online. Welcome to the club, be proud and raise that flag.

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One time while trying to seduce a woman on the subway, I pulled out my penis and she thought it was a baby carrot. Small and discolored.

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This is where men and women can come together open up or share horror stories about their small penis'.