surbhi b

comedian? tv writer? podcaster? @theoverthinkpod

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Nbd but @the_hindu featured me and my podcast The Overthink Tank this week and said the nicest stuff :)

https://t.co/DIy4qviYwW

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@thirdwaveindia is it true that your servers are down today and hence there’s no way to get the B1G1 today?
I’m at the Indirapuram, Ghaziabad branch.

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turns out singing off-key with wired earphones blasting music is exactly what my inner child needed

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@howshivaniofher delete it

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pov: you bought 2 and now you have 9

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@abheetsethi the more ironed the shirt, the more his thoughts need ironing

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wearing Linen is the male equivalent of “I’m not like other guys” but make it breathable and wrinkle prone.

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pov: you bought 2 and now you have 9

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a random man told me i shouldn’t smoke because i’m too beautiful and it’s bad for my lungs. i told him wearing linen doesn’t make you a life coach

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

And for the lady, perhaps, the fall of the patriarchy?

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i knew threads was dead when this flopped ☠️

[Rekt-angle 👼 @aNuSFW]

The central government just announced that this women’s day every woman gets to slap 5 men.

Thank you so much modi ji

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@aNuSFW Thank u Modi ji

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@howshivaniofher Absolutely!

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*meets a man with a fuller hairline than before*

me: umm where’s my BAKLAVA???

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

[Shivani Blue Tick @howshivaniofher]

@Uppolice @DelhiPolice @CMOfficeUP
13 yo Bhavna has been missing for the last two days. There are no leads. My heart is breaking for her mother who is absolutely distraught! Please help push the investigation harder and bring this little girl home🙏🏻

[໊ @sonohoor]

what’s wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others

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@VietnamAirlines Why on earth is there such a massive delay for flight VN 980 DEL - HAN?
I am going to assume it’s because Air India is handling your operations here, and apparently, you're just letting them show you how things are done. Disappointed.

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Solo female travellers really just book Thailand trips like those monitor lizards aren’t out there roaming the streets???