Heartbroken Bitch

I'm crazy and heartbroken. I usually numb it with some alcohol. My life in tweets.

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

@deep_girl_probz the fuck? #notright 🙅

[Spoiled GF Problems @SpoiledGFProbz]

It's honestly just a matter of where a girl falls on the spectrum of crazy

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

Sitting outside looking at the stars 😌💫

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

Don't act too excited

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

I'm basaaack.

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

Wow I am so hungover rn

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

All I ever wanted was a nice guy and now I have one and I don't like him. WTFF

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

I'm an idiot

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

I need a hedgehog named Ralph to snuggle with

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

So I ended up in the hospital... Lesson: don't take 18 shots of tequila

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

Alright sorry I was gone so long some fucked up shit happened my birthday weekend

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

Fuckkkkin drunk

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

I don't care what anyone says, drunk is better than sober

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

I love drinking

[Heartbroken Bitch @SmallTwnBlonde]

BIRTHDAY WEEKEND LETS GO