A Small & Worried Dog

Inventor of the whisky flavoured dog biscuit
Professional Coldplay Hater since 2003
Following The River Of Death Downstream
Move along nothing to see here

[A Small & Worried Dog @SmallWorriedDog]

Don't bother following this account,
You won't get followed back & will be removed.
Nothing personal : Too many bots/engagement farmers/weirdos/nasty gits.

Thanks for reading.

[A Small & Worried Dog @SmallWorriedDog]

@BrianColeman251 @theJeremyVine @BBCRadio2 Why am I not shocked by this 😞

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@Diannejojo10 Brian Coleman.

Utterly joyless shell of humanity.

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Brian Coleman - officious prick & all round miserabilist is back on the Radio 2 Vine show again.

And he doesn't like ice cream vans or ice cream. Quelle surprise 😞

[A Small & Worried Dog @SmallWorriedDog]

@mikeerwydd1968 @Nigel_Farage He will put his wallet first as always 🤣

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@Timt_2009 @fesshole Erm. No thanks. 😞

Leave that sort of thing to the Americans.

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@Nigel_Farage £5m?

Tick tock tick tock....

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@Jeremy_Hunt Yes. That's why all those other countries drew the same conclusion after watching what happened & rushed to do the same.

Oh 😞

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@MittensOff I see Mike Graham has come crawling out from under whichever festering slab of concrete he has been hiding beneath since he got sacked.

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@fesshole He doesn't care. He died from dehydration later that day because he couldn't afford a drink of milk.

The good news is you're in the clear. 😃👍

[A Small & Worried Dog @SmallWorriedDog]

@floboflo It's Benon Whine. 🙄

He was sacked for being a rancid old tool on an account linked to his employer. He still moans about it without bothering to understand why.

He also struggles with cutlery, tying shoelaces & getting downstairs without injuring himself.

[A Small & Worried Dog @SmallWorriedDog]

@SandraRodkey An outside toilet in North Dakota.

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@fesshole Religious types are generally not renowned for their sense of humour.

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@Dforce29496465 @CansAndBansV12 Let's hope you never need help from someone with the same mindset as yourself.😞

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@renabaddie_ 116

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@trussliz The 'It's everyone's fault except mine' line wore out a long time ago.

You are insane. Please retire somewhere quiet & grow vegetables.

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@SqSehrish 005

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@ArchRose90 Bit of difference in a resignation speech and being sent to the slammer for being a daft old shite stirrer.

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@Frackosh @piersmorgan It was implemented. We left.

You won. Deal with it.

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@trussliz "Get your ticket here"

You'll see two queues folks.
Don't get in the long one - that's for the chip shop.