Smallish Sam

(Preferred name: Sammie). Electrical Engineer. Biomechanics MS. Triathlete. Soccer Lover. TTRPG Player. Musician (not the hot kind)(she/her)♠️💜

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

If anyone ever needs someone to talk to (whether about a personal matter, bad day, or just because they are lovely and need someone to talk to), my DMs are always open.

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@Mhairi_MacLean @BAM_Research I probably should check twitter more often 😅

That makes a lot of sense! The amount of time and battery life needed alone is probably a huge consideration, as everything I’ve ever worked with does not have that capability. Great work and thanks for answering my random question!

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

Trans Rights are Human Rights

#TransDayOfVisibility

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

Update: According to @AKellyLane, the answer is, without a doubt, my dog

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

The name of the game: Who does Sammie give better compliments to

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

The name of the game: Who does Sammie give better compliments to

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

Game idea: I give out a list of quotes and people have to determine whether I said them to my dog or to @AKellyLane (my girlfriend)

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

Me: Were you trying to figure out which of you I was talking to

Kelly: I figured it was the dog

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

Let me set the scene: I’m on the couch. @AKellyLane is on the other end. My dog, Bartok is in the middle of us. I look up in their direction.

Me, in the most genuine voice: You are *so* beautiful

Kelly looks up, slightly confused.

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@AKellyLane I legit just saw the picture and just posted my initial reaction

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@AKellyLane Oh, I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

US Soccer and the United States Women's National Team reach a $24 million agreement to settle a longstanding lawsuit over equal pay https://t.co/7d9wh1ZBvI

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@notanothernate Thanks!!! I’m pretty proud!

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

Got first place at a local painting competition!!! This puts a spark back into my painting lull (though tbf, that painting lull was mainly due to a 2 week migraine)

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@AnthonyTift Thanks!!! It's my one non-math skill that I've been working on!

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@AKellyLane @WryRaconteur …or until Sam kicks you out to watch her old accompanist/mentor’s piano concert

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@runosaurus13 Ahhh I see… well yeah that’s dumb. Also, maybe instead of canceling it, they should, I dunno, fund it? Haha

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

Since I now live in a place where there is a bit of snow, I have decided to embark on this mission to figure out this new and interesting sport called “hockey.”

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@lambells This is the praise I deserve for every joke that I make

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

@lambells here is your #SamWheezes update

[Smallish Sam @Smallish_Sam]

21) WOO USA WON!!! I’ll try to watch the finals on Wednesday. Thank you for coming on my journey in trying to understand this “Wild” sport (that’s a little Minnesota hockey humor for you)