Drew Peabawls

The shortest giant. One Hunch Man!

[Drew Peabawls @Smallz_BarQley]

How do the "I Don't See Color" people see "Black on Black" crime?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

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Me realizing that my siblings and friends' grandchildren are/will be older than my kids.

I think I'm on the waiting list for kids. 🤣

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@Ms_determiEND08 Because she wants you and Paul to understand that she runs that house! 🤣

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Black folks going to have a hard time eating beans with toast for breakfast

[𝕏 @CallumXWalker]

Black Americans come to London please, your time there is UP and we need to diversify the dating pool here 🫵🏽🙏🏽

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Clarence Thomas can go the fuck to hell happy now.

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@Tonershawty

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Eartha Kitt might have had the most seductive voice of all time

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I have been sad before while eating everything except ice cream and *unmentionable* 🤣🤣🤣

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A lot of folks think they're thinking outside the box but are really just being contrarians. They really jumped from one "box" of thinking into another one 🤷🏿‍♂️

🤣

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Angela Bassett is probably the finest 66 year old in the world

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@Naturallyfoxy You got that BG "discount" 🤣

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@Tonershawty Absolutely!

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I remember when Ric Flair and other pro wrasslers (wrestlers) used to sneak and cut themselves with razors to make the matches more dramatic.

That's what looks like happened today. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Losing weight kind of becomes a trap for chicks. Y'all will lose 20+ pounds and end up pregnant six weeks later. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I really want Maya Moore to descend from the arena rafters ready to play like Sting did in WCW when he came back as "The Crow" 🤣 #wnba

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Marc Lamont Hill gave Jason Whitlock a lot of grace during their recent discussion.

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Trapped between "Can I Call You Rose" and "Yeah Glo!" 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣

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Jermaine Dupri dressed like a bad ass kid with all silver teeth 🤣 #SuperBowl    #SuperBowlLVIII

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That first note that touched Alicia Keys' throat died on impact 🤦🏿‍♂️

USHER WE DID NOT ASK FOR THIS!!!!

#SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlLVIII

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That was the slowest trick play but...

TOUCHDOWN!!!! NINERS!

#SuperBowl    #SuperBowl2024