Sam

NFFC❤️ F1 McLaren🧡 Rock/Metal🤘🏻Cats 🐈‍⬛🐆 BSc(Hons) Biological Sciences. Contains sarcasm/swearing. Gen X Adult Human Female 💚🤍💜 #MDANT

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@Realoluwa141353 Exactly. Stuck up cnut who's famous for being famous.

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Kim Kardashian is an ignorant bitch. Didn't even acknowledge Martin Brundle.

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Resumpt 😂 #skyf1

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Pothole in Monaco? #f1

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Oops

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Russell did not serve his penalty when he made his pit stop

#MonacoGP #F1

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@TiceRichard You're shouting at eggs, Richard.

Fool.

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@BradfemlyWalsh

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@BradfemlyWalsh I have that book!

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@BradfemlyWalsh I know. Terrible.

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@babybeginner 😍🥰

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😂 #supernatural

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@MysteryNorville Fucking 'tard...
PSA is a blood test. Not a drug. I despair sometimes, I really do.

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@DreyfusJames I lasted all of 15 seconds before I started to feel a little stabby...

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@cavakaggyreborn Where is he going to gestate the poor child? Is it going to nestle in his appendix? Or his ballsack?

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Do I need a coat?
Do I not need a coat?
Long sleeves?
Short sleeves?
Trousers?
Dress?

Doesn't fucking matter cos you'll be sweating cobs by the end of the day anyway.
#MenopausalRant

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Young women. Please do not leave reams of loo roll on the floor. One day, you will be old and menopausal, and be very fucking annoyed that there is no fucking bog roll in the toilet in the fucking pub...

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@micheal_olainn Yes. They. Do

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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"...