Jen Eells

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

George Takei is my spirit animal! https://t.co/ZdXmSpU3MX

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Donald, the only thing I need to twist or turn to make you sound stupider is the volume knob. But I prefer you mute. https://t.co/uLpipGE0Hj

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Watching Parenthood. @monicapotter 's eyebrows are on point!

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

@JRothenbergTV I really hope Ravick is a thing this season!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Of course you can deny that evolution is a fact. You'll just look stupid that's all.

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@kimshum where's Wick????

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

Was anybody else disappointed with the new episode of the 100?
@the1OO

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We're eating at a place called Aunt Fannie's. Delicious drunken food. Insert jokes here.

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

If you're at least 6 ft tall and have/could have a beard I want you to be my boyfriend. Also, Happy New Years!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Santa is pale because he’s in the middle of six months of darkness on Earth’s North Pole. And he delivers gifts only at night

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

Merry Christmas everyone! Hope the family drama and obnoxious comments are at a minimum for you this year!

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

Uggggghhhhh. They took Magnum P.I. off Netflix. WTF??!!

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

New bae. We made it to 1st base.

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

Adele and road trips go together like pb and j.

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On my way home. Of course I'm next to the lady who reeks of cigarettes and wants to cuddle.

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Also, monk seals!

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I don't have time for main land bullshit. I'm in Hawaii!!!!

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Apparently my phone thinks I'm in New York City. Hey, NY bae! (I'd rather be in Hawaii)

[Jen Eells @Smammals]

Going hiking on Diamondhead!

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Oahu sunset

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It's 5 am, 81 degrees and there's a construction crew next door already underway. Bye sleep it was nice knowing you!