Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal

When I die, I want the Mizzou football team to lower me into the ground, so they can let me down one last time.

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

I do love this, but I'm sure there are offensive linemen around the league thinking, "STOP, HE DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP." https://t.co/ZjUfD2dBlY

[Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal @SmarmsSA]

@melhuss @smokybacon2009 Crappy is a curse?

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

Burn it down https://t.co/4RgaMaLXKy

[Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal @SmarmsSA]

@KateBurgener This looks amazing.

[SpreadOffense.com @SpreadOffense]

Look at the Left Guard (#76)

[Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal @SmarmsSA]

@EvilAndyDalton #FireMarvin

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Hey @Bengals - if he comes back next season, I don't. #FireMarvin

[Bengals Legion @BengalsLegion]

RT to fire Marvin Lewis #WhoDey

[NFL Philosophy @NFLosophy]

How does he get back in the game after this? https://t.co/CgmVY1PlbB

[Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal @SmarmsSA]

@KateBurgener @melhuss Implied eyeball harm, harm to hand, not finger specifically.

[Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal @SmarmsSA]

@KateBurgener @melhuss I would say 90% suspense, 10% violence and body horror. Maybe 5 good jump scares. Certainly not a super gory movie, not Saw or anything in terms of torture. Biggest issue is I found it super predictable.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Panicked Donald Trump Jr. Tries To Cover Up Contact With WikiLeaks By Deleting Firefox Icon From Desktop https://t.co/95G3WyWZHY

[Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal @SmarmsSA]

@KateBurgener

[Danielle Riendeau @Danielleri]

Someday, a game designer will figure out how to do small-group virtual escape rooms that don't suck and you can play with your friends remotely, and also they will take place on the moon.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dazed Mike Pence Wakes Up 15 Miles Outside D.C. After Asking God To Deliver Him From Evil https://t.co/79WzkMhakA

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

I honestly find it pretty troubling how much of the reporting of the Disney-Fox acquisition is just squee over the Marvel possibilities rather than real concern over the insidious nature of a growing media monopoly.

[Lizzy Hofe @PrincessRizu]

PSA: The phrase "If you do what you love for a living, you'll never have to work a day in your life" is a complete lie. Even enjoyable work is still work, and takes physical and mental effort. You can still get burned out. It's okay and NECESSARY to take time for yourself.

[Cory “Can’t think of a funny 50 characters” Deal @SmarmsSA]

@melhuss Same, tbqh

[John Pierce @JohnPierceNFL]

Bengals in a nutshell.