SmarmyArmy

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@starlandNJ Another cup of coffee

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@CarolinesonBway @LegionOfSkanks blop blop

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@jtiradojr @CarolinesonBway Is that a podcast????

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@MarkRanDoMX Use more words

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@TheMHarrington Add more words!

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@MarkRanDoMX @IANfidance Funny!

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@SaraADahms @aaronbergcomedy @TheStandNYC This is such a corny tweet

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@Mrjimflorentine 2 seconds too long

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@MarkRanDoMX @IANfidance This is probably why Zac didn’t wanna be in studio, because you say shit like this. Idk who’s unfunnier.. you or Nanette

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@edkrachie @luisjgomez Sinking faster than the titanic? Yuck

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@mikebranc @JoeListComedy @marknorm How did Jerry get this gig? Don’t they normally give it to ex ball players?

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@TheBonfireSXM @DanSoder @bigjayoakerson @ChristineMEvans first we were rowdy! And then they took it out. I wonder what else could be taken out of this bullshit statement

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@levfersh When keeping it real goes wrong

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@bigjayoakerson just heard you on @jameyjasta ‘s podcast. Billie eilish is from California, not England

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@luisjgomez This is low key a brilliant sub tweet. I got you

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@luisjgomez Will there be someone doing massages again?

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@chrissiemayrfan @luisjgomez @ChrissieMayr She has a wedding and the existence of this profile

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@luisjgomez Some good ol smoked honey

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@jrbick @Si_Jeff85 The gif* that keeps on giving

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