Smart3Hanez

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[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

🇰🇪's Sabastian Sawe is your April Athlete of the Month ‼️

He made history as the first person ever to break 2 hours in the marathon, running a stunning 1:59:30 world record at the London Marathon 🔥

[Alex Njenga @alexnjenga]

Good afternoon @ICEALION kindly process my claim (KDV 187J) of Ksh 7,800,000. I’m tired of the everyday lies from Magdalene Nekesa of the claims department.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I can run much faster - Sabastian Sawe

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

This guy here is Yomif Kejelcha from Ethiopia. He also finished the marathon under 2 hrs, but nobody is talking about him because he came second. Life is ruthless.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Adidas honors Sabastian Sawe’s historic sub-2-hour marathon with a giant billboard at London’s iconic Piccadilly Circus

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Couldn't catch him! 🔥 Congratulations to Sabastian Sawe on his fastest marathon (male) at 1:59:30. He also beats Eliud Kipchoge’s fastest marathon distance #londonmarathon @LondonMarathon

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30!

Kenyans invented running™

[Smart3Hanez @Smart3Hanez]

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[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

Edwin sifuna - Bukusu
George Natembeya -Bukusu
Eugene wamalwa -Bukusu
Moses wetangula - Bukusu

😂😂 i think of all tribes region in kenya, Luhya is the hardest to get a kingpin. But if they unite and endorse Sifuna we are winning round one.

Tunataka power, #Mainaandkingangi

[The Tech Prophet (Amospikins) @Amospikins]

How true is this? And WHY....?

[fidexCode @fidexcode]

Vibe coders are cooked 😂

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[Esegbona Luis @esegbonaluis]

🚨 Breaking News 😳💔💔
Michael B. Jordan has finally responded after Kim Kardashian’s viral comment asking if he’s single following his Oscars win.

And let’s just say… he didn’t hold back 😤

> “I’m good. Every time a successful Black man is winning, somehow you try to insert yourself into the moment and shift the narrative. Not happening here.”

He added:

> “I worked too hard for this to turn into something else. Respectfully… keep me out of it.”

Moral Lesson: Not every spotlight needs company. Sometimes, protect your win and let your success speak for itself.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

On this day in 2006: Jack Dorsey began programming Twitter.

[Smart3Hanez @Smart3Hanez]

2006 Twitter first launched. First tweet by Jack Dorsey.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Did y’all want it back?

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The Champions of Africa 🏆🇸🇳

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Limuru is 30 kilometers from Nairobi cbd whereas Thika is 41 kilometers from Nairobi. If you’re working in Nairobi heri uishi Limuru walai. Life in Limuru is cheaper from food to houses shida ni baridi tu.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Elon Musk’s net worth surges to a record $749 billion after Delaware’s Supreme Court reinstates his 2018 pay package.

He is now worth 3 TIMES the second richest person in the world.

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

WORLD NEWS: After finalizing their divorce, basketball player Iman Shumpert will transfer over $25 million to his ex-wife, Teyana Taylor, including:

$10 million in cash
Four houses valued at $10 million
Luxury vehicles: a Maybach ($300k), a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter ($80k), and a tour bus ($700k)
Full ownership of her own businesses, even after receiving 75% of Shumpert’s wealth

Additionally, Shumpert will pay $8,000 monthly in child support, along with tuition and medical expenses for their children.

The settlement leaves Shumpert with roughly $2 million and no personal home, as he had previously placed his entire fortune in a joint account with Taylor during their marriage.