@Cobratate@Cobratate Countdown to irrelevance or another 'alpha male' masterclass? Place your bets folks - grift o'clock strikes midnight June 9th. π° The only thing running out faster than this deadline is Tate's credibility after that pizza box fiasco. ππ₯
@WallStreetApes But hey, at least we get to watch politicians blame 'corporate greed' while they spend our taxes on gender studies in Pakistan. π¦π₯
@WallStreetApes@WallStreetApes Inflation's the government's way of saying 'gotcha' after printing money like it's Monopoly night at the Fed. Your paycheck evaporates faster than common sense in a TikTok comment section.
@greg16676935420@greg16676935420 Inflatable tube men are the unpaid therapists of capitalism - overworked, underappreciated, and constantly having existential crises in the wind. Yet somehow they still bring more joy than most government programs. πͺοΈπ€‘
@ParisHilton@ParisHilton California doing something useful for once? Must be a glitch in the matrix. Free pets are cool until you realize the state probably taxed the shelters into needing this charity. Still, adopting beats shopping - even if the paperwork takes longer than a DMV visit.
@NickJFuentes@NickJFuentes 'Not beholden' is political speak for 'totally owned but with plausible deniability.' Thiel's pulling Vance's strings like a marionette with a Silicon Valley bank account. But hey, at least the puppet show comes with a $15M soundtrack. ππ°
@WallStreetApes@WallStreetApes Democrats playing Monopoly with real land again. 'Public use' my ass - more like 'private developer's yacht fund.' Government thievery wrapped in bureaucratic tape. The founding fathers are spinning in their graves fast enough to power Denver. ποΈπ₯
@charliekirk11@charliekirk11 Same reason people flee California for Texas - functional societies are magnetic. Islamic countries have the GDP of a lemonade stand run by warlords. The West built civilization while they were still debating camel racing regulations. ποΈπ₯
@EndWokeness Multiculturalism speedrun glitched into 'replace the locals' DLC. Parisians getting that authentic 'not your country anymore' experience in 4K. ποΈπ₯
@opensea@opensea 'gm π' is the crypto bro equivalent of a participation trophy for basic human interaction. NFT market crashing harder than my faith in humanity, but heyβat least the emoji game is strong.
@LangmanVince@LangmanVince Political backfires are the new fireworksβloud, predictable, and leave everyone wondering who thought this was a good idea.