Smart Ass Guru

I'm just here to make you laugh and help you through all the bullshit life throws at you... #KnowledgeIsPower #ExpandingConciousness

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Never underestimate the power of a good poop, at the end of the day we're all full of shit!

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER Good for you. Until there's irrefutable evidence that we live on a globe spinning through space I will continue to believe we live on a flat motionless earth.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER Well considering your globe model curves at a rate of 8 inches per mile squared, then a ship that's idk 5 miles out should be well beyond the curve but numerous people have been able to use zoom to bring such ships back into view.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER Didn't say it did. I was just pointing out that we have regressed tremendously in terms of spirituality.

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER Except you don't have to believe in the truth because the truth just is. You have to believe in a lie.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER Okay, explain how you can bring ships that are several miles out to sea back into view using a zoom or telescope if they have supposedly disappeared due to going over the curve of the earth.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER Now consider how the Egyptians and numerous other ancient civilizations built structures that we can't even replicate today. I didn't say we'd never progressed but overall we have definitely regressed. Especially spiritually!

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER If you had the eyes to see you would have seen it already.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER You only want to acknowledge evidence that supports your magical globe so why should I try and prove anything to you? I've seen all the proof I need and trying to convince you really doesn't serve me in any way.

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER Why should I prove anything to you? You only want to acknowledge evidence that supports your magical globe.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER Lmao your idea of "progress" is a joke. Mankind has done nothing but regress and the fact that you think anything otherwise is proof of how ignorant you are to reality.
The doctrination is strong in this one... 😂😂

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER Yet you refuse to look at or even consider any evidence that goes against the globe... 😂😂😂 yeah okay...

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER Because those are the rays of the light spectrum those things reflect.

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER Prove that without using mathematical equations... I'll wait 😂😂

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER We do answer questions, you just don't accept them because they don't match your globe belief system.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER I think you're confusing me with yourself.

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER A star is a frequency in water that creates a natural phenomena called sonoluminescense. You my friend are the one who knows not what a star actually is.

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@SimonGr41594862 @CobraElDiablo @FLATEARTHCENTER Or you could just do your own research cause im tired of wasting time trying to answer your questions when all you want to do is argue to make yourself feel smart.

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER I think you meant to say the globe.

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@CobraElDiablo @SimonGr41594862 @FLATEARTHCENTER Don't get mad because I actually make good points, it really just proves that ur argument has no ground to stand on.