Smart Ass White Girl

Smart Ass White Girl knows her Girl facts.

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The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through hard times, and laugh with you after the hard times pass.

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You took 20 minutes to text me back? Bitch I'll take 21

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Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wifi.

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain is like, "You know what's a great movie? Paranormal activity...

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The best things in life are unseen, that why we close are eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

If a guy really loves his girl, then the only thing he wants to change is her last name.

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called "Camera"

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

You can give a kiss, but you can never take it back. You can give your heart and hope you never get it back

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

It's funny how people judge other people's mistakes while they also do the same thing.

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There's a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like crayola gang banged your face

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What hurts the most is when the person that made me feel special yesterday makes me feel so unwanted today.

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

Those nights when all you want to do is cuddle up next to someone and then you realize you're single.

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When exes see you happy, moving on with someone else..THAT'S when they want to wiggle their way back into your life.

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"HEYY! COME HERE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!" " What?!" " Can you turn my light off?"

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You have no idea how many times I’ve tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you.

[Smart Ass White Girl @SmartAssWGirl]

Sometimes, you think you've got him wrapped around your little finger, but he's actually got you wrapped around his heart.

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I ask my parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and I get a lecture.

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Just because I let you go doesn't mean I wanted to.