Priest of the Jungle

Quality Control Manager @MegaseaIndustries. Microbiologist. Poet. Obidient. [email protected]

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@bi_bimpe Even you sef no go run from man wey get money. Na noise you dey make.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@immortalstats @yabaleftonline Jonathan is from SS, Okonjo-Iwaela is from SE. Not same geopolitical zone. Not even same language or culture.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@goodnewsikemeh @4funcomedian Why hasn't wearing of clothes collapsed. Adam and Eve were meant to be naked.

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[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@VeraOchanya Happy birthday beautiful

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@Ibrahim_mikiya Order, meaning indices.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@MuskUniverseUsa 7

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@Big_Name_1 @lollypeezle One secret. Been comes after has or have. Being come after is, am or are.

He has been my friend.
I've been here before
You are being ignorant.
I'm being considerate.
You are being a nuisance right now.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@Kennycrypts @The_Lorde_Amaka @Wizarab10 Don't toast her

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@Nig_Farmer Farmer dey give medical advice.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@AttahUfedo @jon_d_doe He's probably too big to use android.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@freshonly_ @phreshyogot It wasn't a prank then. She was begging.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@phveektordrayne What he meant was that his wife is not just looks. She has the looks, and then more — which makes her better than his ex. He didn't call the wife ugly, it's the wife that misunderstood him.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@Lemmick48 @owojori_juwon @OwoPariOla @Feronmy @Wizarab10 @MatrixBoom1dot2 She's not submissive then.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@Rendezvuz @jon_d_doe Na today be the first day you see am?

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@its_loba @jon_d_doe The provision is still on you. Her money is still her money, except she asks to contribute on her own, in which case you may permit her to. Never let her be the principal provider.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@emunapurity @NobleBenz @Wizarab10 My mobile dictionary defined religion this: “Belief in a spiritual or metaphysical reality (often including at least one deity), accompanied by practices or rituals pertaining to the belief." How's is ritualism not religion then?

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

@habolarjiope @_BaliAA @venusakingba Yeah.

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

Nigerians make things unnecessarily difficult, hence our use of big English words that the native speakers have never heard. FDA elsewhere is NAFDAC here. We think that if something is simple then it's not smart. Why say inculcate when you can simply say teach or instill?

[Priest of the Jungle @SmartCosam]

Ehn, you've known “delve" and “inculcate" since childhood but did you know their meanings? Didn't you only assumed their meanings? Randomly get 10 regularly Nigerians to tell you the meaning to inculcate, I guarantee that upward of 7 will tell you rubbish, except they check.