James Montgomery

#Writer, #Director, Shameless Libertine. #Gay Laissez les bontemps roulez!

[James Montgomery @SmartGuyLA]

#DonaldTrump has not revealed if the dead marmoset he wears on his head is a legal immigrant.

[James Montgomery @SmartGuyLA]

Trump is going be president again?
That's the worst sequel since Beyond The Poseidon Adventure. 🙄

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Putin is comparing himself with Peter the Great

But Peter the Great was 6 foot 8 inches tall

Vladimir the Less Great is only 3 foot four

France's Macron - so tiny that the French refer to him as 'Micron' - towers over Putin, which is why Putin kept
them seated so far apart

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Attorney General Garland, please call your office.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Funny that they called it Truth Social because it has nothing to do with either of those words. But then again, Fox News.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Seven movies in, I'm starting to suspect that most of the Missions are possible.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Right now, the Jan. 6th committee is frantically searching for the perfect Kate Bush song.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

I didn’t know arrogance had an actual scent until I saw Jared Kushner tonight.

The damage that smug, ignorant and entitled imbecile caused alongside his crooked wife beggars the imagination.

The Presidential son-in-law, son of a felon, an extraordinary know it all.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Is Vanky a Kardashian now?

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Imagine being a grown ass man and calling yourself a Proud Boy standing there with a bunch of other bearded rejects chanting ‘we love Trump’ how broken are these morons?

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

The National Review says Ivanka's Jan. 6th testimony was only included in the broadcast to embarrass her. Her Dad is Donald and she's married to Jared: I think the embarrassment ship has sailed

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Vanky turned 40 this year so Donald was gonna break up with her anyway.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Trump is speaking at a Klan rally at the Gaylord Opryland Resort in Nashville. Gaylord Opryland is also:
- Lindsey Graham's Secret Service name
- How I sign the guest book at Mar-a-Lago
- Scarlett O'Hara's nephew
- A new theme park to upset Ron DeSantis even more

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

THIS & ONLY THIS:

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

This snippet of Ivanka testimony
is the most disappointing 15 seconds in Mar-a-Lago since Trump & Melania's wedding night.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Trump saw the Ivanka testimony & hasn't been this disappointed since that time Maury Povich told him he really was Eric's father.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

But wait - what if depression IS your happy place?

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

You've seen the Ivanka testimony.
You've read the Ginni Thomas texts.
You've heard about Trump's meltdown on Truth Social.

Now watch: "The Coup Cucks Klan"

A brief Ken Burns parody.

https://t.co/lHxJUgt2bY… #January6thCommitteeHearings

[Tom Craig @TomCraigLA]

#ExplainTVShowsBadly
Dysfunctional rich family lives in same house, fights, sleeps with staff.
#Dallas
#Dynasty
#DowntonAbbey

[Tom Craig @TomCraigLA]

#StarWarsPickupLines

"Am I the droid you've been looking for?"
"I feel a disturbance in the force,."
"Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Baby, I'm feeling The #RiseOfSkywalker."

#StarWars
#StarWarsDay

#MayThe4thBeWithYou