Smart

Reformed Twitter Jerk

[Kostas Moros @MorosKostas]

HEMANI IS OUT.

9-0.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Alex Garland is officially set to write and direct an #EldenRing movie for A24 ⚔️

(via @Deadline)

[Blake Munroe @BlakeMunroeOTF]

The #Longhorns are the only SEC school that won’t play an FCS team during the 2025 season.

There are only ten schools total that don’t have an FCS opponent this year…

Texas, Notre Dame, USC, UCLA, Michigan, Wisconsin, Stanford, Colorado, Tulane and SHSU.

@OnTexasFootball

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Scottie Scheffler's win at the Memorial Tournament caps off a historic month:

Byron Nelson (1st): $1,782,000
PGA Championship (1st): $3,420,000
Charles Schwab (T4): $427,500
Memorial Tournament (1st): $4,000,000

That's nearly $10 million in earnings in 30 days.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Here we go…

[tim russ @timruss2]

I may be ….. combing the desert again..!!!

https://t.co/DjtBWKpznG

[Bold American @boldamericanpod]

Mood

[Directors’ Cup Updates @Direct_Cupdates]

For the 4th time in the last 5 years, the @TexasLonghorns and AD @_delconte have won the NACDA Directors' Cup for being the nations top overall athletic department.

Congratulations to all the athletes, coaches and staff for winning this prestigious award!

Photo: @kyleumlang

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

@ZCoia Unfortunately the character on the left in this frame needs to be this guy:

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

@SECUnfiltered Texas at preseason #1 is criminally underrated

[Is EA Sports College Football 27 Out @IsItOutEa]

Yes

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

@mikerodak @RossDellenger Alabama admins are pretty clear on this one: Gotta reach number 1 in the polls before you try to get away with murder

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

@calhounlink “Pour beer on me”

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

@KenJennings Excellent use of “y’all”
I’ll take “Honorary Texans” for $600, Ken

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

@MLBONFOX @astros If you actively root against the Astros, your life is pain 😂

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

@alexSSN So you told everyone else to go pay money on tickets to ensure the stadium had a sellout and you were booking yourself a tee time during that??! Coward

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

Downtown Houston with a gnarly front coming through @TxStormChasers

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

#Michigan fans enjoying themselves in #Wisconsin

[Smart @SmartOfDarkness]

Good look at the building @archerfxx operates out of in @DowntownHouston