Fart Smella

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[Fart Smella @Smart_Fella21]

I asked for a small coffee at Starbucks and the batista told me to kill myself

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jack Black says he wants to star in a live-action ‘YAKUZA’ movie.

“I'm going to throw my hat in that ring. I don't know if there [are] any parts for me, like a portly American, but talk to me. Sega, give me a jingle.”

(Source: https://t.co/g4pdWtFo1a)

[Fart Smella @Smart_Fella21]

@boyeattter Um...? I think you misclicked? This was supposed to be sent to my dms. Awkward :/

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@CookieKiti That is not my God given first name

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@CookieKiti You know, boob cleavage kinda looks like a buttcrack

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@boyeattter

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Half of my tweets read like Mitch Hedberg jokes

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@boyeattter :(

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@CookieKiti Thanks, man

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The world is hard on us goofy men

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@CookieKiti

[Coney @CONEY]

saw Sonic 3 and it is my sincere belief that no one actor has ever held up a franchise as much as Jim Carrey holds up this one

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I haven't tweeted in a year

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@CookieKiti

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@boyeattter

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@CookieKiti I'm not surprised

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@CookieKiti

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@Cronus7687121 @womptiywomp @CookieKiti No, that's where Spiderman is from

[Fart Smella @Smart_Fella21]

@Aubrey_farts And you're not posting it???