Wade Wilson.

“Please don't make my super suit green, or animated!” [#Deadpool | #MarvelRP | Mature | Gay | SV.]

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

Of course, mister. I'll let you know if you're irritating me. https://t.co/joNpc2fqjG

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

It was meant the way it sounded. I could help a brotha out or I could make sure he can't procreate. https://t.co/4NnvjtQLEZ

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

Then I better get a drink because I will beat someone's dick off. https://t.co/JJh60TnslS

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

Whose dick do I have to rip off to get a drink around here?

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

Your fave is back!

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

Hey team.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky You're already doing a really really good job. You're so adorable.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky At least I'm already succeeding in this relationship.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky Oh I try.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky [He grinned and kissed his cheek.]

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky I'm actually an asshole, proudly so.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky You little cutie.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky You're my lil soldier!

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky Good! My lil soldier.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky Mine.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky Yes! You're mine now!

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky [He nodded with a small grin.] Of course!

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky Of course I do.

[Wade Wilson. @SmartassWilson]

@IAmYourBucky You want me to stick with you then, Mr. Barnes?