Hammond

*Happy Squeaks*

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(Other accounts: @DiplomaticGem @StrongestSlayer @ScarlettBoar @DemonsFacade @SexiestRobot)

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[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

*Cautious yet happy squeaks*

#OWRP

#Rp

#NewToCharacter

#NotNewToRP

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@OldManReinhardt //Same. I just need to find more people to Rp with so I have a reason to remember this account exists.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@OldManReinhardt //My activity has been absolutely abysmal. I totally get what you're saying about it being hard to stay active. (Also I keep forgetting I have a Twitter account. Oops I guess?) Nice beard too by the way.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@OldManReinhardt Pros of having me as a wife:
There are none.

Cons of having me as a wife:
I am a boy.
I have basically 0 redeeming qualities.
Spending that much time with me will quite literally drive you mental.

(On second thought maybe I should leave this "wife" stuff to the professionals)

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@OldManReinhardt //Let's hope this never happens when there's an innocent child in the car.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@OldManReinhardt //Now my dumb human brain can understand.

And with that warning I don't think I'll bother watching it.

Not just because you say it's bad, but also because it's 2:30am and I have things to be doing, like not sleeping.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@OldManReinhardt //Well that's not the weirdest thing I've been sent as a reply over the internet...

But since I am what the kids call "stupid" I'm gonna need a better explenation.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@OldManReinhardt //Help with something specific or just help in general?

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

Wrecking Ball would come flying out of the sky, landing with a crash infront of @SigmaCouture.

The sphere would let off smoke from its landing, before it's legs uncovered, and it changed to combat mode.

"ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ."

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@Bigcowboybro He totally isn't in the process of hiding/uploading video and photo evidence of Mccree's, uh...

"dress up day".

No.

Not at all.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@Neonhackerx3 "ʜᴇ sᴀʏs ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏʙᴏᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴋ sᴄᴀʀᴇs ʜɪᴍ."

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

He squeaks rapidly.

"ʜᴇ sᴀʏs ʜᴇ's ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ."

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

//I've been really inactive as of late and I'm reeeally sorry for that. At some point I'll be sure to get back to my old accounts.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@NoGlitzOrGlamor The hamster simply cackles evilly while sticking out it's tounge.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@GreenDragonBoi @Bigcowboybro The hamster would stick out his little tongue at Genji, before pulling out a little remote and calling for Wrecking Ball.

He'd rush into Wrecking Ball, locking himself inside.

He still had a bunch of Genji's food in there.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

He'd scamper over to the fridge, jumping up and grabbing the handle.

The fridge door would swing open, and he'd dangle from its handle by his stubby hamster arms, stuck holding the handle while trying to avoid being spotted by @Bigcowboybro as he stole some extra food.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@BrokenOmnic The rodent considered the question.

"How do you function...? You're far more advanced than anything I have seen before."

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

The rodent would stare up at @BrokenOmnic like he was a massive piece of cheese.

He'd never seen an omnic that looked like him before.

He'd squeak at the omnic.

Was he saying hello, or insulting him? Who knows.

[Hammond @SmartestRodent]

@Infiltradaculta //Just how random it was. Especially being called mama out of nowhere.