Smartinho is the bobble headed mascot of @gordonsmart He's off to @Euro2024 for Gordon's Euros Party on @bbc5live On air every weeknight after the football!
⚽️SMARTINHO PREDICTION⚽️
Here we go: Nadal vs Henman, Benidorm vs Blackpool, chorizo vs chorizo (I pronounce it "chorizo"), Picasso vs Hirst (in shot. Cow pre-pickling). Result: a score draw!!
@England As the euros draw to a close and I prepare to bobble my last, I can reflect on the journeys I've had and friends I've made. I'd say there are no regrets, but I recall there were one or two predictions that weren't entirely accurate. But I'm excited for the final.
I'm not one for pretentious self-indulgence, BUT.... I feel it's a day for existential rumination, and so ahead of my final prediction, I'm taking a contemplative walk around the local rainforest.
Whatever the future holds, the Tartan Army will return. Hopefully, I'll be there too with my mystical predictions. I'm reminded of Cicero's immortal line: "Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error..." With that in mind, it's time for the big one...
The time of a bobble-head is but brief on earth and I'm not the vital, strapping youth I was 5 weeks ago. My bobbly head feels heavier than ever, and I need blu tac to stand up on my base.
What will become of me? Will this prediction be my final contribution? Will I be picked up by a rival broadcaster or a gambling giant? Will I sit in a box for decades before featuring briefly on a 2098 episode of The Repair Shop? It all lies on the untrodden paths of the future.
As the euros draw to a close and I prepare to bobble my last, I can reflect on the journeys I've had and friends I've made. I'd say there are no regrets, but I recall there were one or two predictions that weren't entirely accurate.