Smarty McFly

Your average bojo.

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i think i speak for everyone when i say i was working in the lab late one night

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Finally it has happened to me

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@thederbyapex Still think Chewblocka is one fo the best: @AprilB_A

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1000% agree

[The Apex @thederbyapex]

Arch Rival was gonna medal in 2020

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@thederbyapex It is always fun going on revenge tours! 😉

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Let's do the numbers. Every game I have skated in over an 11.5-year-long career = 114 sanctioned games, 90 regulation games (local included), and a win percentage of 64.4%: https://t.co/K5ODkSQ9Bi
#derbytwitter #wftda #derbynerdstuff @thederbyapex

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@johnmaddening @bizarroclair @STsardust There were 6 of us from Arch that tried out for Team USA. If you were not on a coast, Denver, or Texas, you did not make the cut...

[The Apex @thederbyapex]

Smarty McFly, who is on here, has announced her retirement, "I am lucky to leave this sport on my terms...Over an 11.5-year-long career, I am proud to have adapted with this ever-changing sport." #DerbyTwitter

https://t.co/F4eGO3RlhI

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@K_WOO810 @thederbyapex YOU ARE 💕

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@littleloca66 @thederbyapex So much love for you!

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@thederbyapex <3

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@DirteTim @thederbyapex I can confirm that at least 6 skaters from Arch Rival tried out for the last iteration of Team USA (Bricktator and Kayla Woodward in that number), and no one from the Midwest made the team... If you did not play on a coast, Denver, or Texas, you were overlooked.

[The Apex @thederbyapex]

Arch Rival while everyone else was at Thin Air. 🌽🌽🌽

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#Talk2Wftda The skater that is #20 on Rat City is named Belle De Brawl. I think the announcers are confusing DeBella DaBall from Texas. Different skaters/different names.

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@murdernoke Have you met Annie Swanson (@ArchRivalSTL)? It’s her style.

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@thederbyapex Not reading this:

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@annachronous @thederbyapex Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

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Just a thought: all of the major athletic brands focusing on keeping women in sports, not because they care about empowering women, or causes related to women, but because they want more consumers.

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@DNVRRollerDerby Just cause you say it, doesn’t mean your fingers show it.

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@DNVRRollerDerby #milewho ???