Smash0h

chatter of many things

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

probably fake but I’m rooting for his scatterbrained reporting to be right for the one time

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

Manchester United begin process to identify next head coach, sources indicate.

Club sources have confirmed that Manchester United have started formal progress on appointing a new manager.

Representatives of Julian Nagelsmann are open to listening to the club’s future plans and assessing whether the project aligns with his client’s footballing philosophy.

Senior figures at the club are now understood to believe that current head coach Michael Carrick is not the right profile to take the team to the next level technically long term.

Michael Carrick will need a miracle to stay on as manager long term which the club expect won’t happen.

New Manchester United manager incoming 🔜

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

no shit sherlock

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “We must start winning matches again”.

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

united choking against 10 men at home twice in the span of 30 days is enough to get carrick sacked imo. can't keep going on with the inactivity on the pitch

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

team america matt damon

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

put man city in points debt so then they lose everything slowly and painfully and take forever for them to truly begin a rebuild. would love to see them compete in the prem at -200, championship at -129, then league one at like -14 or something.

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

1-1 changes nothing

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

#carrickout I’ve seen enough

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

#carrickout I’ve seen enough

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

if united lose to fulham this weekend im #carrickout

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

DORGU LEFT BACK FINALLY BEING PLAYED WHERE HE IS PAID TO PLAY 🙌🙌

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

#MUFC line-up v Sabah 4-3-2-1

Lammens; Mazraoui, Yoro, Martinez, Dorgu; Tielemans, Mainoo; Mbeumo, Fernandes, Cunha; Sesko

Four changes from Everton game, Cunha chance at left-wing, Dorgu at left-back

Updates on @TheAthleticFC

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

united have to be looking at bringing in a stop-gap left back in the winter because I don’t care if shaw got the assist it doesn’t cover up how much he gets burnt by wingers now

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

fulhamistras era was not on my bingo card

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Fulham agree deal to sign 22 year old midfielder Manuel Ángel from Real Madrid, here we go!

Agreement in place with Real mantaining sell-on clause and matching rights.

Another one for Arbeloa after Gonzalo García and Cesar Palacios. 🇪🇸

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

yes united need to sign a left back but also is the team just pretending that dorgu wasnt signed and still listed as a defensive player... especially for the overlap, covering ground, and tracking back he is miles clear of shaw

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

seeing every club do things other than united bro ts killing me

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

as the great expressions said united need to sign a left back toNOW

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

gotta start handing out season bans for stuff like this just sickening

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

How has a grown man just stole that off a kid… 🤣

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

United getting Brighton is some wicked sick bastardly fucking ass

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

The Carabao Cup third round draw... 🏆

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

doubling down even though you’ve blanked since pre-firing baleba cannot wait to hear Jude Bellingham on loan or some bullshit

[indykaila News @indykaila]

🚨💣 MANCHESTER UNITED UPDATE DROPPING AT 5PM ⏰

Don’t miss this…🚨

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

west ham could be in championship hell for awhile if they dont turn this ship around wtf

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

i was so close to being on the money with this

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

arne slot to netherlands national team, here we go!
netherlands are euro 2028 champions
netherlands are out in the groups of the 2030 world cup
arne slot is sacked from the netherlands job
in that order

[Smash0h @Smash0h]

keep seeing united tweet notifs just to find it aint the baleba announcement