The Ass Association

Learn To Play A Trick Or Two. A Bitch Ain't Worth A Dollar.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

@Carl_theHamster I love hamsters

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Fuck these hoes man

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

I wish bitches were color coded. Every bitch that finds you attractive would be wearing green or some shit.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Best place to pick up bitches are bars, and parties. But the number one place to pick up women are weddings ! Go to weddings!

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Suspended this account for fucking too many bitches. Now were back.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Fuck bitches get money avoid feelings

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Respect for these hoes is dwindling man.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Worst feeling is finding out you COULD of fucked a bitch but didn't know it at the time.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

It's the weekend. Remember, that girl staring you down at the bar is not fascinated with your hat. She tryna fuck. Go get her. Go get her.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Bitches lie. Bitches cry. Men should never ask why.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

I don't give a fuck about a bitch unless she's fuckin me

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Those lips were made for sucking, and that's just what they'll do.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Can music turn a female on? Yes, play "21 questions" by 50 cent and she will be wet before you touch her.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Bitches take the dick, that's all

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Get a pair of white shorts for the summer. Bitches love white shorts in the summer.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Dickmatize your girls. -Dickmatize: to make females fall in love with your dick. Causing them to not want to have sex with anyone but you.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

So bitches can twerk like that but have sex like dead fish?

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

Real niggas chase the paper, fuck niggas chase the pussy

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

The taste of pussy is the weirdest thing. It doesn't have a taste. It's just like nothing. Like drinking water. Just nothing but texture.

[The Ass Association @SmashThenDash]

If you think a bitch is loyal...