Ashley ONeil

Not having valet parking at the Emergency Room might be the biggest oversight in human history. -Brian Regan

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

@HDTGM can you look into The Crush with @Cary_Elwes & @AliciaSilv ? Didn’t quite hold up over time 😬, but more importantly I HAVE to hear @rafioftheleague take on someone having a fucking merry-go-round in their attic!

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

@HDTGM please do an episode on Joe Versus The Volcano! 🙌 @paulscheer #90s

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

Hot take: the new #witches movies is as good, if not better than, the original due to @octaviaspencer & @AnneHathabae 👏👏👏

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

@zachbraff Four Seasons Total Landscaping merch 😂🇺🇸

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

BREAKING: the guy who used the host the apprentice is available to host it again

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

While half the country has disappointed me, this makes me happy 😂👏👏

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

In which Pete Buttigieg kicks the shit out of Fox News and renders them speechless.

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

I know many adults who would cry WAY more than a baby does if a tooth was slowly forcing its way thru their freaking gums! 🙋‍♀️😳

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Thank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still vote for him no matter what.

[Live Nation @LiveNation]

Watch the first episode of #GoodCompany with @olreid from @SchittsCreek and @MattBarberTweet. Learn more about them at https://t.co/rK3xfYjvY8

[Will Forte @OrvilleIV]

What a massive piece of shit. And if you don't think so, then I got news for you: your shit meter is broken

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

Interesting how so many governmental & police driven TV shows are going on hiatus. Yet @DesignatedNFLX has addressed current day issues even before they were on the forefront

[Live Nation @LiveNation]

Music brings us all together even when we are apart.
Join us in supporting the backbone of live music, while shows are on pause. #CrewNation
https://t.co/CvaQvd3shg

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

It seems like @PrimeVideo & @netflix are green lighting anything right now. Sure wish I had submitted any reality dating, tiger owning, true crime, or pandemic show concept about 4 months ago 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

**writing a kid's book. I TRY not to solicit accolades after reading childrens books. 😬🤦🏼‍♀️ #restraint #dontjudgeme

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

I've completed 4,000 pieces of puzzles, 3 books, a kid's book, am taking 3 college courses for 'fun' and my house has never been cleaner.

Maybe socializing has been holding me back all this time... 😜🤪 #justkidding #lovemyfriends

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

@chrisdelia Don’t you poke the bear!! Apple holds ALL of the cards in this particular game of chicken 😳😳 #itcouldalwaysbeworse

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

Everything was going so-so (great by quarantine standards), then @PrimeVideo pulled the rug out from under me and removed #MurderSheWrote today! 😭😭

[Ashley ONeil @SmashTown28]

@meldikau Qualifies for a personal day for sure! #mentalhealth