Artie Fufkin

Consistently Under Performing

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Did someone say MoatUp? Might come... Where??

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I've just fallen in love with a girl called @KatieMalco

You should check her out and fall in love too x

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What did we do before 6 Music?

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"... It's generally either too much teeth, or not enough depth."

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It's gonna be a long 10 years of rain

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My housemate's daughter has pissed on the kitchen floor 3 times this morning.

How the fuck did I end up living here?

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If Carlsberg made girlfriends... They would taste of piss, and that wouldn't be very nice.

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A £10,000 pay rise for MPs?

Is this a joke?

[Beige @DarkBeige]

Imagine going on the pull with Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler. They'd make you hold their coats and then later sniff their fingers

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Im inside. The stream wont work outside. Typical

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Worst coin toss i have ever seen

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I've put my TV outside

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I've been sleep for 4 hours

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You just wouldn't want to get on anything mad by Boeing, would you?

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Jesus, I am wankered.

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@Yeloop @DarkBeige i want a surrey porkfest

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Sun stroke

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Can you be raped by the sun?

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@shinytuppence They definitely pronounce the s in spain

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A girl on the TOWIE table just used the word "funer"
That isnt a word btw