Smashed Beard

IT Professional.Whiskey Lover.Wannabe Woodworker New Zealand born, American raised

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@Fat_Electrician @GIFFORDS_org now do the stats without suicides and gang violence. I’ll wait.

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@rottndawg13 @Fat_Electrician It’s forever

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@Fat_Electrician Now that’s how you upsell

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@ChoochSkookum NASCAR teams use harbor freight tools. While yes they will break, eventually, they won’t break the bank immediately.

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@CarsonHocevar @SpireMotorsport @Daniel_SuarezG @Freeway_Ins @Mc_Driver @classicollision @1001Sponsorship Tallest 8 year old in the world

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@Sho_Unsub accurate! So glad you’re here Sho!

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@The_King_Trout

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@The_King_Trout Back before the second show in Nashville. Yall kept saying my dad reminded everyone of Sam Elliott. Oddly enough my last name.

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@AntiLeftMemes Where can I get one?!

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@wellsdavidj @ALatour1979 @Fat_Electrician Congrats. You found the joke.

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@13ullock @SpireMotorsport @bud8heavy @CarsonHocevar @GetSpectrum

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@Fat_Electrician I hear most guys have to wait at least 15 mins before having a second can.

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@CarsonHocevar @A_S12 @NASCAR @Chilis We get excited when the dente is ridden

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@OMarra90622 @zacharyebell @Fat_Electrician

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@GMTony88 @zacharyebell @Fat_Electrician Hold on….you might be onto something here.

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@DonutOperator Lmao my kids named a stray cat that found us ‘Noodle’

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@CarsonHocevar Thanks for sharing that story Carson. Good luck this weekend!

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