ashley💚

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Everyone acting like this is life or death 🤣😭 come ON, it’s a podcast, a free one at that, grow upppp.

[Falyn @falyn]

Tell me Redban really uploaded the wrong episode of kill tony

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

It’s been a minute 😵‍💫

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Hey @Starlink what the hell is going on my guy

[Memefied @Memefied_O]

#facebookdown
Zuckerberg right now 😂

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Why does @stoolpresidente’s arm look like a hot dog in @BFFsPod ep 138 🧐

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Coworker walks up and says “is it too early to be dreaming of margaritas?”

No, it’s never too early… and same.

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

My patience this week are thiiiin 😵‍💫

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

It’s 8 am I have no idea how my coworkers are so loud and energetic this early in the work day

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Ben really says “I’m tired”, takes his glasses off & immediately starts snoring. Every night… oh what I would do to fall asleep that easily 🫠

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Just a reminder: people treat others with the same amount of respect they have for themselves. If you feel disrespected just know it’s a deflection of their own lack of dignity and morals.

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Why am I just finding out @hulu dropped @ABCNetwork literally minute before this weeks episode…. This is some bullllll shiitake mushrooms #TheBachelor

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Parents nowadays brag on their children bc they’ve had viral tiktok videos… oh how times have changed

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Having bosses that pull you for meetings to acknowledge your hard work & learn more about your processes instead of criticizing your process and suggesting things that don’t work for you is a serious game changer.

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Just imagine one of the girls walking in & stealing the iPad saying hey Zach can I steal you for a sec and just walking away with him #TheBachelor

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

We have a counselor at work now and I think I may just be his first patient after today 🫠

[ashley💚 @Smashleeeey15]

Trying to remind myself that “what other people think of you is none of your business” but that’s really freaking hard. 🥲